The Ümlaut

swoonforme:

my friend and i were watching Scooby-Doo Meets Batman last night and there’s this one part when Batman and Robin are talking to this Professor dude

and then five seconds later Batman loses his tights with no explanation whatsoever

and then in it cuts to the next part and he has his tights back

This was almost better than “We’ll never catch him, he’s on a unicycle!”

I may have just accidentally given myself a paper cut on my neck??

MY SISTER HAS GONE INTO LABOR

ASFJASD;FASDKFJA  I’M SO EXCITED!!!!

“I’m hungry,” I thought to myself. So I got up and turned on a light. 

What.

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

Guess who now owns the Special Extended Editions of The Fellowship of the Ring AND The Two Towers (with cast commentary!!!)

THIS GUY.

Success! Even though Banner logged me out.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here having a HEART ATTACK over registration.

so I was working on my paper and being really productive. and then suddenly I was on the internet shopping for grumpy cat christmas cards. how did that even happen

I may have just accidentally brushed someone’s ass in the dining hall.